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Meet the Clan - VideoZombie
The following BS about me may or may not be true, I actually don't know as i'm writing this while asleep.

I was pulled rather forcefully after an extended stay in the womb sometime around May 11th, 1978. (I had an inkling what it was like out here, so it took them 10 and a half months to get me out)

That happened about 15 miles from where i live now (which happens to be Glendale, California... one of the most fascist police state cities in Southern Cali... e.g, no crime here and the police are bored), though in the mean-time i've done a fair bit of traveling (brief stints in Hong Kong, China, Switzerland, England, Germany and about 1/4 of various states in the US)

But it's easier for me to just say "I live in los angeles" when speaking to people abroad...

My musical tastes swing heavily towards Industrial... though anything electronic with a decent beat will usually have a place in my ears.

Of course i like "all kinds of music" just like every one else... though you can throw Pop-Country and Gangsta Rap out the fekkin' window.

wait.. you'd prolly rather hear about my gaming life...

It started with the Commodor 64 really.. though i was a bit young and simply used it to "paint" cursor-sized-pixel "Dragons" (squiggly lines) and play Buck Rogers. That was all just flirting really...

Moving through the NES was just a kiss on the cheek... the snogging didn't really start until SNES (my current nickname, VideoZombie was attached to me after playing The Legend Of Zeldal: Links awakening for some 3 days straight, with a 1-hour nap)

Shortly after this i discovered PC gaming... who immediately jumped down my pants, sucked me off, shagged me, and had me cleaning the floor whilst wearing a black rubber tutu and not much else.

I have two girlfriends on the side (shhhhh, if the PC finds out i'm fucked); my actual girlfriend, who will be my wife if we ever get the energy, and the nintendo Wii... which is really more like playing with myself.

Current most played game: Bf2142
Past faves: BF2 (particularly, project reality mod)
All time: BF1942 (where have all the huge fuck-off maps gone??)
and of course, galactic conquest

I refuse to play MMORPGs for the same reason i refuse to do Heroin

but i'll play just about any game out there really... gimme some eye candy (explosions or boobs... both is best), and an easy to pick up control scheme...

Roles in BF, or any other game with roles really:
Engineer, i like blowin' shit up
Spec Ops, i like blowin' shit up
Heli Pilot, i like blowin' shit up
Jeep driver, i like driving fast, hitting a tree, flipping over and blowin' my own shit up.


Rig:
(work in progress actually, but..)
CPU: AMD, dual core 2Ghz (can't be bothered with the actual name atm)
RAM: 2GB Geil 800mhz low latency
Vid: Nvidia Geforce 7600 gts 512 ddr2
Monitor: 10-year old 20" CRT that i can -almost- carry.
Audio: SB Audigy 2 zs
mouse: Razer Diamondback

To be upgraded: everything (i chose the mobo to support faster/more just for this)


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stellatooth
29/09/2017 11:39
You got that pc fixed yet

ChalkieDog
25/09/2017 14:04
Just thought I'd strick me nose in a scare you! Shock

vin1
28/08/2017 06:07
pc fucked be a while before im back guys x

vin1
22/06/2017 20:38
Whats the TS3 password

stellatooth
24/12/2016 23:59
Pfft

stellatooth
24/12/2016 23:58
Happy crimbo to one and all

stellatooth
02/12/2016 15:41
Happy fuf all and you bwain Grin

Northumbrian
25/11/2016 21:08
not got headset on yet or I would chat

Northumbrian
25/11/2016 21:07
3 hrs of downloading bf1 left. I love bt infinity.....not

stellatooth
04/11/2016 14:00
Happy friday you bunch of cuooooonts

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