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Meet the Clan - DSM3VFX


Game Name: DSM3VFX (Gerker)
Real First Name: David Carriker
Birth Date: November 15, 1959
Location: Los Angeles, California USA
Occupation: TV/Film Visual Effects Producer/Supervisor


PC Specs:

Fuck I don't know. Let me see, hmmm. I have a Dell XPS400. 2 gigs of ram. Seems to work ok. Mostly I like to sneak onto my son's custom Vigor gaming PC. Dual SLI 7950 GT's, 2 gigs of ram, beer holder. blah, blah. Whatever, as long as I can connect and play.


About Me:

I love my work, spend a lot of my time on television and movie sets supervising the shooting of visual effects shots and sequences. The rest of the time I'm in the office making sure my artists are creating my vision, meeting with producers and directors, etc. Fuck that sounds too fancy, I need more money. Been building and flying RC airplanes for thirty years, helicopters, boats, cars too. Seems to relax me when I'm not killing my buddies in 2142. My whole family rides dirt bikes. I mean everyone, even the five year old. Love to eat sushi, drink saki. Beer is the primary staple, a nice red wine on occasion. Deviant sex is always good.

The family - Wife Juliet, barely tolerates the gaming but rides a motorcycle so I can't complain much. Son Zach, he turned me on to 2142, hates that I'm better now. Daughter Jenna Rose. Loves to watch me play 2142, thinks it's funny when I'm tea-bagged. People say I'm the funniest and wittiest person they've ever met. I like to fart. My dog likes to fart. My daughter likes to fart. My wife doesn't like to fart. My son sometimes likes to fart. I'll never grow up.


My Gaming Style:

I usually rotate my kit and fighting style but since I've tried Recon I really like popping people in the head from the safety of my hidy hole. I'm big on defending the Titan. When the shield is ready to collapse I try to set up at console 1 or 2 and wait for the onslaught, almost always as support. I'm terrible with the knife, just can't fucking do it right. Someone has to hold real still while I sneak up and then it still take me three or four fucking swipes to get the tags. What the fuck. Like to RDX people and objects, not a bad pilot. Seem to be slowly getting better.


My Fav Games:

On the PC I mostly play 2142, sometimes I will switch and play my son in Counterstrike. Fuck that shit he kicks my ass, back to 2142. Love Call to Duty and Halo on the Xbox 360.


Why did you join a clan?

My fifteen year old son has been in clans for a few years now, so I started looking around but they all seemed way too serious. All the clans I checked out seemed to be full of assholes. Different assholes, not the lovable assholes that make up the S.L.A.G.'s

I think I saw something in the EA forums, can't really remember, probably most of the way into a six pack at the time. I went through the forums on the SLAG site and was completely shocked. The foul disgusting language. The utter disregard for each others feelings. The complete lack of principals, no sense of right or wrong. Every member was lacking a moral compass. The obsession with alcohol. I WAS NOT ALONE, I WAS HOME. PERFECT FIT.


What would you do if you won the lottery?

If I won the lottery, hmmm. More ram, penis implant, bigger tits for the wife, boarding school for the kids, personal gaming trainer, beer tap and toilet near the computer. Most important of all - Private jet to go see the SLAGS overseas and hoist a pint. (did I say that right?)


What is the funniest joke in the whole world ever?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? .....Quarter Pounder with Cheese. I'm sure I know something funnier, too much pressure.


Favourite quote:

There is no line I will not cross!




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stellatooth
29/09/2017 11:39
You got that pc fixed yet

ChalkieDog
25/09/2017 14:04
Just thought I'd strick me nose in a scare you! Shock

vin1
28/08/2017 06:07
pc fucked be a while before im back guys x

vin1
22/06/2017 20:38
Whats the TS3 password

stellatooth
24/12/2016 23:59
Pfft

stellatooth
24/12/2016 23:58
Happy crimbo to one and all

stellatooth
02/12/2016 15:41
Happy fuf all and you bwain Grin

Northumbrian
25/11/2016 21:08
not got headset on yet or I would chat

Northumbrian
25/11/2016 21:07
3 hrs of downloading bf1 left. I love bt infinity.....not

stellatooth
04/11/2016 14:00
Happy friday you bunch of cuooooonts

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